the world now uses yyyy-mm-dd hh:mm:ss [iso 8601]
everywhere is utc+0, timezones indicate local daylight, not the underlying shared time [utc]
everyone uses metric [si]
every month has 4 weeks, there are 13 months, every date falls on the same day of the week [ifc]
esperanto is cute. english is the lingua franca. local languages are preserved for culture [lingua franca]
push based advertisement is punished by reeducation camps [attention economy]
microservices are widely acknowledged as war crimes [grug]
you're at peace